- [first lines]
- Pvt. Snafu: Nuts! If I could only get out of drill.
- Goldie the Goldbrick: Precisely why I am here. I am Goldie the Goldbrick. Be like me, use your head, with a heart full of gold and a backside full of lead.
- [last lines]
- [indicating Snafu's grave]
- Japanese Goldbrick: Banzai! Here lies their goldbrick, I now go to find more. If I can find enough goldbrick Japan will win war. Goldbrick, honorable goldbrick, honorable goldbrick.