Episode list

Class teacher Buys's favorite pupil farm-boy Filip, who rendered services in kind, graduated as only kid in his class, but his proud parents regret the costs of university. Rotterdam new student Joop presents himself, followed by a class in arrogant Dutch free radio DJ-style. A candid camera scene in a record shop where absurd 'security devices' are applied.

Teacher Buys and a lifeguard comment on swimming after pupil Michael explained chemically the dermatological perils of swimming in a pool where knavish schoolboys sneakily urinate. Buys, Hans and the author discuss sign language. Buys and an interviewed uniformed cop comment on cycling and bike theft. Buys and the school cook discuss mess food.

Class teacher Buys helps his pupils prepare for the exams, discussing matters like dress code. In English class, pronouncing th, given the lamentable interviews given by allophones sportsmen and pop artists. The merits and of series Dallas and alcohol. Some candid camera, mainly with a wacky table.

In between his Dutch class, critical teacher Buys and his pupils and crummy rock band discuss excuses like illness. Various approaches to shoplifting and other theft, as well as detectives fighting such crimes. The vices of smoking, even in open air.

In between his Dutch class, critical teacher Buys and his pupils and crummy rock band discuss school trips and beaches. Other subjects include body)heat, bats and hanging down, fake turds and other prank attributes. Finally dental hygiene and chewing-gum.