- Lampy: What are you all doing up here?
- Woodstock Balloon: We're just hanging. Hanging and floating. It's a gas, man.
- Radio: Yeah. Specifically, helium.
- Microwave: You hear that, fellas? In the house ten seconds and who does she need?
- [to Kirby]
- Microwave: Some old windbag?
- [to Lampy]
- Microwave: A dim bulb by which to read Dr. Spock?
- [to Toaster]
- Microwave: A piece of singed white bread? Please.
- [to Radio]
- Microwave: A blast from the past?
- [to Blankie]
- Microwave: A quick cuddle? No, sirree. She doesn't need any of you. What she needs is a hot one, and no waiting.