BASEketball (1998)
Robert Vaughn: Baxter Cain
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Quotes
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Baxter Cain : Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? Hardly, he made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?
Douglas "Swish" Reemer : As much as he made playing in college?
Baxter Cain : What? No, a lot more! Big money, and you can too!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer : Would I have to quit baseketball?
Baxter Cain : What? No, I need you to get Coop to go along!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer : He'd have to quit baseketball too?
Baxter Cain : [Dumbfounded, holding his head in pain] Ehhh... ahh...
Douglas "Swish" Reemer : Did I just fart?
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Baxter Cain : When I see one of baseketball's hottest stars with less than 20 dollars in his pocket, driving an American car and sharing a small house with two other guys, you know what that says to me?
Douglas "Swish" Reemer : Homos?