- Shao Lin: Captain, the fuel supply is at critical.
- Captain Simian: What? How did that happen?
- Shao Lin: If I recall, your words were, 'You see the fuel supply as half-empty, I see it as half-full.'
- Captain Simian: That was a JOKE!
- Spydor: You lost a baby tooth!
- Gor-illa: Will it grow back?
- Spydor: Sure! Quick as a wink!
- Gor-illa: [winks, feels gums] It's not there, Spydor.
- Spydor: No, no, big guy, it's just an expression. Means it'll happen in two shakes of a... it'll happen soon.
- Gor-illa: How soon?
- Spydor: Eh, before you can say J... ah, I'll get back to you on that.
- [repeated line, usually referring to the Orbitron]
- Captain Simian: I've *got* to get that thing fixed.
- Captain Simian: Orbitron, how close are we to the nearest fuel depot in this galaxy?
- Orbitron: You should have thought of that before we left home!
- Captain Simian: [the crew picks the Captain up from the floor] What just happened?
- Dr. Splitz: Excellent Captain! It would seem that as soon as you lost consciousness, the illusions dissipated.
- Captain Simian: Wonderful... my proudest moment...
- Shao Lin: Recording Sector 3879-B Captain.
- Captain Simian: Log the coordinates.
- Orbitron: No, no, no! Where's the feeling? These are coordinates! You want them logged. You NEED them logged. Try it again, and this time, make... me... CRY.
- [Trying to make aliens launch an attack]
- Captain Simian: [On the P.A] We are the Space Monkeys! Resistance is useless, your weapons are useless!
- Shao Lin: Captain, they may actually surrender.
- Captain Simian: [Thinks] You're right.
- Captain Simian: [On the P.A] That is, we *think* your weapons are useless.
- General Yot: We are no match for your advanced weapons. We surrender
- Captain Simian: [Slapping his forehead] I don't *want* you to surrender! How can I convince you we come in peace?
- [Gor is poked with an electric prod and promtly turns into Gor-mungus and starts destroying the building]
- Orbitron: Well, that certainly was convincing.
- [Dr. Splitz has just chimed out a lot of complicated Science jargon]
- Gor-illa: What does that mean?
- Dr. Splitz: [as Splitzy] When y'all find out, tell me!
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By what name was Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys (1996) officially released in Canada in English?
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