- Rodney Fraser: One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.
- Sidney: If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister I'd have an affair with you in a second.
- Rodney Fraser: Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?
- Nina Borowski: I haven't practiced for a while.
- Louis Crowley: I used to give women lots of opinions but now, I go with the flow.
- Nina: Are you gay?
- Louis Crowley: I'm sorry?
- Nina: I've this new theory that any man who doesn't hit you over the head with his opinions must be gay.
- Nina: I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.
- Nina: So, are you gonna go?
- George Hanson: I don't know.
- Nina: That usually means yes.
- George Hanson: I hate that you know me so well.
- Wedding Guest: [to Nina about George] Your husband is adorable.
- Wedding Guest: I can't imagine my husband still calling me his friend.
- George Hanson: [introducing Paul to Nina] Oh and uh... this is Nina.
- Nina: Hi! You were... great.
- Paul James: It's great to meet you. George talks about you all the time.
- Dr. Goldstein: Hey George! George... Jerry, how are you? I want you to meet somebody.
- Trotter Bull: I don't know if you remember me from college. We talked all night about Walt Whitman. Trotter Bull.
- George Hanson: Paul! Paul! Paul! This is Trotter Bull.
- Paul James: Oh my god! I've heard so much about you.
- Nina: [imitating Paul] George talks about you all the time.
- Constance: I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.
- Nina: Don't you miss men?
- George Hanson: Yeah, sure. Sometimes. Don't you?
- Nina: I guess.
- George Hanson: But I don't miss them when I'm with you.
- George Hanson: Do you ever just want to touch her nose? I mean its like a Tulip.
- Nina: Don't start that with her.
- Dr. Robert Joley: Are you okay honey?
- George Hanson: How did we get back to the "honey" stage so quickly?
- Dr. Robert Joley: Maybe we never should have left it.
- Nina: You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo home to sleep with you.
- Mrs. Sarni: No hot water between 2 and 7.
- George Hanson: Did you get your television fixed Mrs. Sarni?
- Mrs. Sarni: Why? You wanna come over and watch?
- George Hanson: So, you're an ear, nose and throat man?
- Dr. Goldstein: No, that's my... you know professional life.
- [shakes his head]
- Dr. Goldstein: I have other interests that go below the upper torso.
- Vince McBride: How come its okay for him to live on top of you and not me?
- Nina: He's not living on top of me and he's leaving in 2 weeks.
- Vince McBride: Na na na, he's never goin' anywhere. He's gonna fall in love with you and turn straight.
- Nina: [laughs] You're crazy.
- Vince McBride: Not if you're lookin' at what I'm lookin' at.
- Nina: Vince!
- Vince McBride: What?
- Nina: [whispers] Get in here.
- Rodney: Clearly, the no-talent who directed this hoped to transform the world's greatest love story into a Calvin Klein commercial. The man should be shot.
- Romeo & Juliet Director: Mr. Fraser.
- Rodney: Yes.
- Romeo & Juliet Director: I'm the director.
- Rodney: Ah!
- [Director punches Rodney in the face]
- Nina: I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?
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By what name was The Object of My Affection (1998) officially released in India in Hindi?
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