Jim Varney in Ernest in the Army (1998)

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Ernest in the Army

Ernest P. Worrell: A real soldier wouldn't leave those people. And ironically, neither would I.

Ernest P. Worrell: I am poultry in motion.

Ernest P. Worrell: Poisoned barbed wire. A feeble attempt to frighten lesser minds.

Ernest P. Worrell: The desert sun certainly has an adverse effect on chocolate milk.

Ernest P. Worrell: Gosh Ben, you never let me do anything, ever since we were kids.
Sarge: I let you do stuff.
Ernest P. Worrell: What kind of stuff?
Sarge: ...Stuff.
Ernest P. Worrell: Well okay, stuff, but you never let drive.

Ernest P. Worrell: Army people, army people, army army army people.

Cindy: Are you a mirage?
Ernest P. Worrell: No ma'am, Southern Baptist.

Ernest P. Worrell: I learned CPR on Oprah!

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