- Host: Where is the strangest place you, personally, have had the urge to make whoopee? Olga?
- Female Contestant: In the ass.
- Host: Gentlemen, what is your favorite part of our brand new Newlywed Game set?
- Male Contestant: I'd have to say wife number three.
- Host: What is the nearest delicatessen to your house?
- Male Contestant: The nearest delicatessen? Let's see, that would be Yama-Shaba.
- Host: Yama-Shaba? Alright... your wife said "Thrifty's."
- Female Contestant: That's not a delicatessen, that's a restaurant! A delicatessen is a drugstore.
- [audience laughs]
- Male Contestant: What? Baby, I don't know about you...