Nutts About Butts

Low-brow is an inadequate word to describe entertainment like this Scotty Fox video. It's intentionally stupid and doesn't pretend to be anything more than explicit sex scenes with failed attempts at stupid humor. You can hear me groaning when Spielberg and Hillary Clinton are name dropped in the very first scene.

The minimal story hook is as cornball as porn can muster, namely that fledgling pornographers Steve Drake and Steve Austin need to shoot a one-day wonder immediately, as their financial backer T. T. Boy is breathing down their neck. Their assistant Tera Heart gets them a video camera and rounds up the girls.

Tera also has sex for the camera, then T. T. Boy shows up and does a casting couch routine on pretty Michaela Adkins, and the entire cast has group sex by the pool to wrap up the movie. That's all she wrote.

Only surprise for me was seeing Melissa Monet, a personal favorite of mine, in a nothing role, not even getting a line of dialogue, early in her career as a late-bloomer: 30 years old -when starlets usually are at or near retirement.