Shrek (2001)

Guillaume Aretos: Merry Man

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Quotes 

• Merry Men : [singing]  Ta da, da da da da - whoo!

  Monsieur Hood : I steal from the rich and give to the needy...

  Merry Man : He takes a wee percentage...

  Monsieur Hood : But I'm not greedy - I rescue pretty damsels, man I'm good!

  Merry Men : What a guy, ha ha, Monsieur Hood!

  Monsieur Hood : Break it down...

  [Merry Men Irish step dance] 

  Monsieur Hood : I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid...

  Merry Men : What he's basically saying is he likes to get...

  Monsieur Hood : Paid!

  Monsieur Hood : So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad.

  Merry Man : [joining in]  That's bad, that's bad, that's bad!

  Monsieur Hood : When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad!

  Merry Men : He's mad, he's really, really mad!

  Monsieur Hood : Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to start...

  [Fiona swoops in and kicks him - the music stops] 

  Princess Fiona : Man, that was annoying!