Quotes
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Randy : I'll have a beer.
Waitress : What kind?
Randy : A Mick.
Waitress : A what?
Randy : A Mick... ya know, Michelob?
Waitress : You got ID?
Randy : [pretends to look for ID] Shit, ya know, I must've left it at work.
Waitress : No ID, no Mick.
Randy : Alright then, I'll have a cup of joe.
Waitress : A what?
[both girls look at her incredulously]
Waitress : Just kidding, two cups of coffee coming up.
Randy : Everyone's got to be a kidder.