- Johnny Staccato: Hi, Harry. How ya doin', huh? Nice of you to drop by.
- Harry Spencer: Hi, Johnny. So where's Rico?
- Johnny Staccato: Rico? Yeah, long gone, man. Would you stay partners with some scumbag slimeball who would badmouth ya, steal from ya and try to screw your wife?
- Harry Spencer: Naw, I guess not.
- Johnny Staccato: Neither did Rico.
- Harry Spencer: You know what I like about you, Johnny?
- Johnny Staccato: What?
- Harry Spencer: Absolutely nothing.
- Harry Spencer: [narrating] Standing at the foot of the bed menacing Shannon, the only woman I would ever love, was a total mega-psycho dirtbag, one Johnny Staccato, a really bad goodfella wiseguy gangster-type dude... and his partner, Rico, was even worse.