- [On marriage]
- Jake Briggs: I've been trying to fit it into the context of my life, you know what I mean? And life, life is... curious.
- Dana Coles: Which are you, a man or a boy?
- Jake Briggs: Well, that doesn't matter. I'm partial to both.
- Jake Briggs: [on board of a plane] Is that Patsy Cline playing on the tape? Why's is Patsy Cline playing on the tape? Is this some kind of a joke?
- Jake Briggs: [while his girlfriend is taking pictures of him naked on the top of a giant rock] Can we get arrested for this or something?
- Carl Fisher: Would you please relax? I've got everything under control. Just enjoy yourself, mazel tov. I see you later.
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