- [Julie, Odin and Zeek need to cross the lava river]
- Chartog: [to Julie] I am Chartog, guardian of the river. I know the way across, and I will tell you. You just have to...
- [chuckles pervertedly]
- Chartog: ...kiss me.
- Julie: Ugh... No way!
- Chartog: [chuckles] What's the matter, my precious? Don't you find me... attractive?
- [chuckles pervertedly]
- Julie: [hesitantly] Ugh... if this is what it takes to kill Tyler...
- Chartog: [chuckles] That's a good girl. Help your friends... it will be over soon...
- Julie: [leans in, groans] Who will I have to kiss to get back?
- [kisses Chartog, his slimey tongue darting into her mouth]
- Zeek: [sees what's going on] Hey, what are you doing?
- [Julie sees him and Odin on the boat, which is floating in the lava river, making her time with Chartog a complete waste]
- Zeek: We're waiting for you.
- Julie: [furiously] Son of a bitch!
- [draws a fist back]
- Julie: KISS *THIS*!
- [slugs Chartog and knocks him into the lava river]
- Odin: [disturbed] You people have strange customs.
- [Julie steps onto the boat]
- Julie: [huffs] Tell me about it.
- Tyler: What do you mean you can't find them? How do you lose a 6 foot bitch with a talking rock, huh?
- Julie: [after killing Tyler] Now we must destroy the key.
- Odin: Perhaps, perhaps not!
- [strikes Julie with a whip]
- Julie: [stunned] O-Odin, why?
- Odin: Because...
- [rips open his robe and reveals himself to be an Arakacian]
- Odin: I am Arakacian! My charade fooled the insufferable Holy Landers and even that stone idiot! What make you think a pathetic mortal can stop me?
- Tyler: [while a scan is being run on Planet Eden] There are small traces in their system.
- Germain St-Germain: [sarcastically] Yeah, immortality all over the place.
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