Decampitated (1998)

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Decampitated

[Toby rights something on a note and gives it to Garret]
Garrett: Somebody needs to get raped here. You perversed fucker.
Toby: Right so I can read it
[Flipping Garret off, writes a new note and gives it to Garret]

Paige: [to the camera] You know I really don't think I like camping that much.

Garrett: The funny thing is that in the school year book they said I was most likley to become drag and move out in the woods.

Candace: Hi Garret, is that a machete in your side or are you just happy to see me?

Candace: Do you even know where we are?
Garrett: Yeah I do, I got the map right here.
[pulls up a string of condoms]
Garrett: oops
[takes up the map]
Garrett: here is the map.

Garrett: Let's get the fuck out of here!

[Last lines]
Transvestite: Let's ride cowboy

Paige: Are you sure it was the killer?
Garrett: Yes Paige... Unless Smokey the Bear now packs a machete.
Paige: You were attacked by a bear?

Garrett: Too bad Jake, you were a good man... once.

Garrett: [hurls the severed arm around] Don't come any closer! I'm aaaaaaaaaaaarmed, buddy!

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