Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996 Video)

Linda Larkin: Princess Jasmine

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Quotes 

• Genie : [as Chico Marx]  Hey, that's-a no good. What a wedding needs is a theme!

  Genie : [as Groucho]  Needs a groom too, but let's work with what we have!

  [waggles eyebrows] 

  Princess Jasmine : [offended]  Genie!

  Genie : It's a joke! I do that.

• Princess Jasmine : [after knocking out one of the thieves]  That was for ruining my wedding.

• [after Iago comes back] 

  Iago : [breathlessly]  Al's... Dad... Sa'luk...

  Princess Jasmine : [picks him up]  Just take a deep breath, Iago. Now what about Aladdin's father?

  Iago : It's Sa'luk! The guy Al beat! He's not beat; he's back! And he's got Cassim!

  Aladdin : [knowingly]  That's his problem! He chose to go back to that life.

  Genie : Al, I know your dad made a lot of bad choices - but that doesn't mean you have to.

  Princess Jasmine : He is your father. How can you do anything else?

  [Aladdin turns away and thinks about it] 

  Aladdin : I'm being as stubborn as he was.

  [after a pause] 

  Aladdin : [smiles]  Show me the way!

• Genie : [dressing Jasmine up as Snow White]  And how 'bout that gown? Whether you're dancing with dwarves or simply biting the apple, it says 'I'm a princess for now!'

  Princess Jasmine : Uh, Genie.

  Genie : Hey, it's synergy! The marketing guys are very excited, tests really well.

  [grafts Jasmine's head onto Ariel, Minnie Mouse and Jessica Rabbit] 

• Genie : [singing]  They're finally getting married!

  Sultan of Agrabah : [singing]  They're finally getting married!

  Thieves : [singing]  They're finally getting married!

  Iago : [singing]  Look at all these presents!

  Princess Jasmine : [singing]  We're finally getting married!

  Abu the Monkey : [squeaking]  You're finally getting married!

  Aladdin : [singing]  I'm finally getting married!

• Genie : [playing with wedding themes]  Okay, Madonna - don't keep it, just put that in the mix. Wink.

  [fills the room with neon signs and flashing lights] 

  Genie : Oh, I see lasers! It's a miracle! He believes!

  [as Elvis] 

  Genie : Thank ya very much.

  Princess Jasmine : I don't think so.

  Genie : [back to normal]  Très gauche, right?

• Aladdin : Well, we're here.

  Princess Jasmine : Together, forever.

• Aladdin : [arriving at the Vanishing Isle]  The Vanishing Isle.

  Princess Jasmine : On the back of a giant turtle.

  Aladdin : And never in the same place twice. Let's get closer.

  [Genie drops in by parachute] 

  Genie : [impersonating John Rambo]  Time to rock and roll, dudes!

  [starts firing his gun wildly while the thieves duck. Sa'luk grabs Cassim and walks away. Jasmine, Abu, and Carpet confront the thieves, who charge at them. Carpet rolls up and flies toward them, bowling them over. Jasmine runs forward. One of the thieves swings at her, but misses. She then punches another one in the gut. Abu jumps on three of them, pulling their turbans down over their eyes. Two more corner Carpet, but he flies up causing them to smack into each other, then flies under them flipping them over] 

• Razoul the Chief Guard : And the law is crystal clear on what we must now do.

  Princess Jasmine : Father isn't there another way?

  Sultan of Agrabah : I'm afraid there is not. Take the prisoners to the dungeon

  Iago : Dungeon?

  Sultan of Agrabah : For life.

  Iago : Life?

  [whimpers as Razoul puts a lock around his beak] 

  Genie : There are some wishes that even I can't make come true.