Stosh's convict dad busts out of the big house and sets up camp at his son's place; Mert is mortified when he discovers who Bonnie dated in high school.
Mort succumbs to a dangerous flirtation and agonizes over that perennial question, "Do I tell the woman that I love that this happened?" Meanwhile, Eddie's desire for a big-screen TV set off a well-meaning but doomed caper.
The guys enter a contest to win a deluxe sky box at the Stadium, and win-but they've made so many promises along the way to the contest that they're crowded out of the box and have to watch the game back at the diner.
To prove that she has the right temperament to become an airline attendant, sassy waitress Gloria bets she can go an entire week without being rude. Meanwhile, Eddie schemes to win the lottery.
