- Mike: We don't know anything about this creature other than it, like everyone else, hates a mouth full of shaving cream.
- [Stacy is vulnerable to an attack from the creature]
- Mike: Is someone paying you to stand by an open window? There are some razor blades in the corner you can play with if you like.
- Mike: If we can confuse the creature enough to beat the crap out of itself we could get close enough to axe it.