Kim Adams credited as playing...
Linda Turner
- Ted Whitley: Excuse my appearance, I arrive by the last thunderbolt; a trifle singed as I came through the ether. My eyes are full of stardust.
- Linda Turner: What do you want, asshole?
- Ted Whitley: I want you to go out with me.
- Linda Turner: Where do you fucking get off? Get out of here!
- Ted Whitley: Will you go out with me?
- Linda Turner: No! I will not go out with you!
- Ted Whitley: [places a chainsaw on the table] I'm going to ask you one more time and, if the answer is no again, I'm gonna start this thing and begin cutting my fingers off.