- Rudy Ray: It oughta be a law against two ugly people fucking, 'cause they bringing another ugly person in the world. And if you don't believe, me follow a ugly person home. Somebody ugly gonna answer the door, or won't nobody answer the door 'cause don't nobody wanna live with an ugly motherfucker.
- Rudy Ray: [answers phone] Hello? Dukie's no-funny-ass Comedy Club.
- Bigg: Is my woman there?
- Rudy Ray: Your who?
- Bigg: Come on, man, don't play with me. You know who she is. Put her on the phone.
- Rudy Ray: I don't know who she is. It's 400 people here and 350 of 'em is ugly. Is she ugly?
- Bigg: Homie, I don't play that! Put my woman on the phone right now, punk!
- Rudy Ray: This is some prank-ass call.
- [hangs up phone]
- Bigg: Why'd you do that? You know Black people have high blood pressure. Now, why you want to do that and piss me off? Ahh!
- [hangs up the phone]
- Bigg: Who am I talking to?
- Percy: Percy
- Bigg: Percy, this is Bigg.
- Percy: Bigg? Why they call you Bigg?
- Bigg: It's personal. I don't wanna talk about it.
- Percy: Oh, oh I see. You one of them secretive type of brothers. Well, with a name like Bigg you must be 7 feet tall, you a midget, or you got a microscopic wee-wee
- [laughs]
- Bigg: Percy, I didn't get my cookies and I'm pissed off! Where's my woman?
- Percy: Oh, your woman? She's right here with me. She's getting my cookies and in a minute, she's gonna get my Ding-Dong.
- [Bigg hangs up]
- Percy: I can tell tonight, I'm gonna die.
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By what name was Talkin' Dirty After Dark (1991) officially released in India in English?
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