Alan Rickman: Sheriff of Nottingham
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Sheriff of Nottingham : Just a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?
[Scribe nods]
Sheriff of Nottingham : That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.
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[the Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon]
Guy of Gisborne : Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham : Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.
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Sheriff of Nottingham : [to a wench] You. My room. 10:30 tonight.
Sheriff of Nottingham : [to another wench] You. 10:45... And bring a friend.
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Sheriff of Nottingham : Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.
Robin Hood : Then it begins.
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Sheriff of Nottingham : [after he stabs Sir Guy of Gisborn] At least I didn't use a spoon.
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Sheriff of Nottingham : Now I have heard that Robin Hood may still be alive. Either tell me where he may be hiding, or you wll all hanged and we will catch him anyway and do the same thing to him.
Will Scarlett : I'd love to kill him for you.
Wulf : Will, no!
Sheriff of Nottingham : So he is alive, then?
Will Scarlett : I'm not really sure.
Sheriff of Nottingham : Then why would I need you?
Will Scarlett : Because, my lord, if he is alive, I can get close to him. I'm one of his men. He would never suspect me.
Wulf : He knows you always hated him, traitor!
Sheriff of Nottingham , Will Scarlett : Shut up!
Will Scarlett : He's a trusting fool. He'll believe me. And if he doesn't, he'll kill me. Then you've lost nothing.
Sheriff of Nottingham : If you fail, I will personally remove your lying tongue.
Will Scarlett : And if I succeed, I get my freedom and the bounty on his head.
Sheriff of Nottingham : The lash, I think! Sorry about that. It'll make it more convincing.
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Sheriff of Nottingham : What a beautiful child. So young, so alive, so unaware of how precarious life can be. I had a very sad childhood, I'll tell you about it sometime. I never knew my parents; it's amazing I'm sane.
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Mortianna : ...recruit the beasts that share our god.
Sheriff of Nottingham : Animals?
Mortianna : From the North.
Sheriff of Nottingham : You mean... CELTS. They drink the blood of their dead.
Mortianna : Yoke their strength.
Sheriff of Nottingham : Hired thugs... Ahh brilliant.
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Sheriff of Nottingham : Do you mind Locksley? We've just been married.
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[the Sheriff is preparing to rape Marian to impregnate her, even as Robin and Azeem are trying to break down the door]
Sheriff of Nottingham : I can't do this with all that racket!
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Sheriff of Nottingham : Who told you to cover up?
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Sheriff of Nottingham : Marian, our union would allow these children to grow up as my allies. You understand... I cannot allow them to grow up as my enemies.
Marian : I have no choice.
Sheriff of Nottingham : That's true.
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Lord Locksley : You!
Sheriff of Nottingham : Locksley.
Lord Locksley : The king shall hear of this.
Sheriff of Nottingham : Join us.
Lord Locksley : Never.
Sheriff of Nottingham : Join us... or die.
Lord Locksley : [unsheathes sword] God and King Richard!
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Sheriff of Nottingham : [he started to open the door] Mortianna?
[he walks across frogs and rats]
Sheriff of Nottingham : Guilty.
[he looks at eagle chriping]
Sheriff of Nottingham : Shut up.
Sheriff of Nottingham : [as Mortianna enters] You called, madam?
Mortianna : [she holds her plate and starts cracking the egg to blood. She drops symbols on the bowl]
Sheriff of Nottingham : What do you see?
Mortianna : [she holds the plate] The son of a dead man.
Sheriff of Nottingham : Locksley! Does he affect us?
Mortianna : He proceeds the Lionheart.
Sheriff of Nottingham : If King Richard returns from the Crusades, that could prove a bit awkward. It will suffer the support of the barons. Soon?
Mortianna : Make haste!
Sheriff of Nottingham : [stubborn] But my plan, is it still intact?
Mortianna : [she looks at the skull and screams] AAAAHHHH!
Sheriff of Nottingham : What's wrong?
Mortianna : [gasps] I have seen our death.
Mortianna : [she looks up to him] The painted man! He haunts my dreams. Adorned with strange foreign markings.
Sheriff of Nottingham : [shocked] Locksley's companion.
Mortianna : [whimpers in fright] Kill him. KILL HIM BOTH.