- Anna Rawlins: Cut it out! How would you like a sexual harrasment charge?
- Baxter Reed: [laughs] How would you like to lock the door?
- Anna Rawlins: How would you like a kneeing in the nuts?
- Lynn Foster: [after Baxter walked in on Lynn doing nude meditation in her room] You might try knocking next time.
- Baxter Reed: I did. You didn't answer.
- Lynn Foster: Well, the next time I don't answer... stay out.
- Baxter Reed: [to Lynn, the sexy nurse Baxter's hired to care for his invalid wife, who likes to parade about the house in revealing outfits] You know, you shouldn't walk around like that in front of a guy who's been living in a dry state.
- Lynn Foster: [to Jennifer, her paraplegic employer] You know why you can't walk? Your ass is too tight.