- Jeannie: Oh, I have learned where there are going to be 300 men today, and I do not intend to come home without one.
- Jeannie: [scoffs] Scheherazade is a little tramp.
- Jeannie II: Hm, maybe so, but she sure knew how to keep a man's attention.
- Tony Nelson Jr.: [sniffs] You know...
- [sniffs]
- Tony Nelson Jr.: ... I was thinking...
- [sniffs]
- Tony Nelson Jr.: ... for a garbage truck it doesn't smell all that bad in here.
- Guzer: That's 'cause we ain't haulin' garbage.
- Tony Nelson Jr.: Oh, what are you carrying?
- Guzer: Shoes.
- Eddie: Guzer! Shut up!
- Guzer: Come on, Eddie, he, he, he ain't gonna know they're stolen.
- Tony Nelson Jr.: [Eddie sighs deeply] You've got a garbage truck... full of stolen running shoes?
- Guzer: How did you know?
- Eddie: You are a complete idiot, do you know that?
- Guzer: Hey, hey is it my fault the kid is some kinda mind reader or something?
- Gen. Wescott: His wife put you up to this, didn't she?
- Colonel Roger Healey: His wife? I, I didn't know he was married!
- Gen. Wescott: You were best man at their wedding!
- Colonel Roger Healey: Oh, that Tony Nelson.
- Mr. Simpson: What's Tony doing with two men in a garbage truck?
- Jeannie: I do not know. He's never shown any interest in garbage before.
- Colonel Roger Healey: I'll be your master while Tony's away.
- Jeannie: You are married now, Roger.
- Colonel Roger Healey: Yes, but I mess around. Heh, just kidding...
- Jeannie: A master must be single.
- Bob Simpson: Wow, you were really tough on them.
- Jeannie: That detective Carlyle is playing with fire when he messes around with this Jeannie!
- Bob Simpson: Or this Bob!
- Gen. Wescott: Healey, get the jeep!
- Colonel Roger Healey: [jumps up and drops his paper airplane] Oh! Good evening, sir.
- Gen. Wescott: No, it is not a good evening, it is a lousy evening and it's gonna get even worse!
- Colonel Roger Healey: Is Mrs. Wescott cooking Tai food again?
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By what name was I Still Dream of Jeannie (1991) officially released in Canada in English?
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