Bob Hoskins: Louis Aubinard
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Quotes
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Louis Aubinard : I mean, I've got my doubts. I'm not totally convinced about God. If he's there, he's there. If he's not, he's not. In fact, if he is there at least I can say I've done more for him than he's done for me. He's performed no miracles for me, my friend. "Cast thy bread upon the waters and it shall be returned to you a thousand-fold." But what can you do with a thousand loaves of wet bread?"
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Louis Aubinard : Jesus cried out in a loud voice...
Pianist : My God, I'm so hungry!
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Norbert : I don't think your friend will shave his beard.
Louis Aubinard : Why not?
Norbert : [whips around] Because he tried to wash my feet!
Louis Aubinard : Maybe he was trying to tell you something...
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Louis Aubinard : My name isn't really Zalman. It's Luis. And I don't have orgasms for a living.
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[last lines]
Sybil : Zalman.
Louis Aubinard : Yes?
Sybil : Where did you get that watch?
Louis Aubinard : Watch? What do you mean, watch?
Sybil : What do you mean, what do I mean, watch?
Louis Aubinard : You like this watch?
Sybil : Zalman, this the *the* watch. I'd know that watch anywhere.