Quotes

Bunny: Bugs Bunny's 51 1/2 Anniversary Spectacular

[after Elmer fires a real shot]
Bugs Bunny: For shame, Doc! Using live ammunition on a movie set!
Elmer Fudd: Well, I thought it would be a gweat, big birthday surpwise if after 80 and 1/2 years of twying, I finally bwasted you.
[chuckles]
Daffy Duck: THIS IS INCONCIEVABLE!
Bugs Bunny: Eh, cut.
Daffy Duck: No, don't cut! Let the cameras roll and record it for posterity while I give this two-bit Nimrod a *severe* dressing down!
[to Elmer]
Daffy Duck: Sir, you have desecrated the spirit of show business make-believe by using real bullets!
[Daffy empties Elmer's gun]
Bugs Bunny: Cut!
Daffy Duck: No, don't cut!
[to Elmer]
Daffy Duck: Now get rid of this stupid thing, take your little prop gun and stick to the script!
Bugs Bunny: Cut!
Daffy Duck: NO, DON'T CUT! And another thing: expect a call from my attorneys about this unfortunate incident, and brother, when they call, you'd better...
[Daffy steps on another loose plank and gets his beak stuck]
Bugs Bunny: Eh, now can we cut?
Daffy Duck: [beat] You smug son of a...

Yosemite Sam: Get me out of this Gol-durned contraption! What do you think I am, some kinda dad-blasted hootchie-cootchie gal? Do I look like some half-clad female, to come a-shimmying out of a cake? Why, it ain't decent.

[Daffy is caught backstage in the middle of complaining to himself about the way the studio treats him]
Daffy Duck: Oh brother! 51st and a half anniversary. Who writes this slop? Ech! "Happy birthday, old chum, old pal, old buddy." They next thing you know, they'll stick me with three snot-nosed nephews! I wouldn't put it past them! It's just... ugh! Warner Brothers doesn't have an original bone in its...

[Last lines]
Bugs Bunny: Sam! Sam! Speak to me!
Yosemite Sam: Oooh! You carrot chompin', flop-eared, bob-tailed rabbit! I hope your innards turn to outards and your ears go visey-versey! I hates rabbits! It's just human nature to hates rabbits! Why you low down, flop-eared, son of a kangaroo! You'll pay for this, you dog blasted, ornery, no account, long-eared varmint! Why, you carned-sarned idjot rabbit!
Bugs Bunny: Eh...
[munches on a carrot]
Bugs Bunny: Maybe we can fix it in the editing.

[Bugs runs out on stage, does a dance, but Daffy does not step out with him. The music grinds to a halt]
Off-Screen Crew Member: Ugh, where is he? Not again.
Daffy Duck: [off-screen; sounding nervous] Just a minute... just a minute...
[a toilet flushes off-stage. Bugs checks his watch, bored. Daffy races out and tries to quickly finish his routine]
Off-Screen Director: [exasperated] CUT, CUT CUT!

[Bugs runs out on stage, does a dance, holds out his hand and nothing happens. The music eventually stops]
Bugs Bunny: Eh, could I have a cane perhaps... falling, eh, somewhere in this general vicinity?
[Daffy comes on stage with his head buried in his contract]
Daffy Duck: My contract distinctly stipulates that I'm not supposed to toss no canes to no stupid rabbits! Your people spoke to my people who specifically stated that...
Off-Screen Director: All right, all right. We'll get *someone else* to throw the cane.
[Daffy sticks his tongue out at Bugs mockingly]

[Elmer is in his dressing room, reading a book on hair growth]
Elmer Fudd: [to himself] Now, wet's see. It says wight here in this book... take wotion... spwash two drops at woot of hair, comb stwands wengthwise and, uh...
[Elmer realizes he's being filmed]
Elmer Fudd: The monoxodome method.
[Elmer chuckles, then gets mad at still being filmed and slams the door]

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By what name was Bunny: Bugs Bunny's 51 1/2 Anniversary Spectacular (1991) officially released in Canada in English?