- Carly Norris: You've been spending too much time with your vibrator.
- Judy Marks: I certainly have - I've been getting a plastic yeast infection!
- Carly Norris: You watch these people?
- Zeke Hawkins: So do you, Carly, with your telescope. I just have better technology. You want gossip? I'll give you real gossip. Real life, Carly. It's better than any book. Better than any movie. It's a soap opera. It's real life. It's a tragedy, it's funny, it's sad, it's unpredictable.
- Gus Hale: How can I call you when I don't know your name?
- Carly Norris: How can you not know my name if you knew my apartment number?
- Gus Hale: Our doormen are spoiled, five bucks gets you only half the information.
- Gus Hale: You just really, well you look like someone.
- Carly Norris: Someone you like, or someone you dislike?