- Diana: Hey, your diet, Antonietta!
- Antonietta: Like the lady said, everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening!
- Diana: What if you get knocked up?
- Antonietta: Oh, come on, there's no danger! It's simple, I use the most natural of methods. I just take it here!
- [Points her behind]
- Antonietta: Hello, Commodore! Nice to see you again!
- Comendator Scarfatti: My dear Antonietta! This is my long-lost niece, Maria.
- Antonietta: Well, your family's remarkable. All the nieces are so pretty!
- Comendator Scarfatti: Good chromosomes!