- Danny: [after reading a bank loan poster urging to "See Your Bank Buddy!"] Excuse me, I'm looking for my First National Bank Buddy.
- Bank Buddy: You sure you don't want your Manhattan Bank Mommy?
- Danny: Could I see my buddy please?
- Bank Buddy: [sarcastically] I'm your buddy.
- Danny: Oh, I expected someone...
- Bank Buddy: So did I. So why don't we just make the best we can of a bad situation, shall we? Age?
- Danny: Well, its ah...
- Bank Buddy: Forget it. Present income?
- Danny: Well, its kind of like...
- Bank Buddy: Nothing?
- Danny: About that.
- Bank Buddy: Good. How would you prefer to be disqualified, on the basis of income or age?
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