Never Too Young to Die

1986
R
1h 32m

IMDb RATING

4.8/10

2.2K

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John Stamos and Vanity in Never Too Young to Die (1986)

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Action Adventure Comedy Drama

After a top-secret agent is murdered, his estranged son, a high-school gymnast, teams up with his dad's attractive female partner to stop the psychopathic hermaphroditic gang leader who kill... Read allAfter a top-secret agent is murdered, his estranged son, a high-school gymnast, teams up with his dad's attractive female partner to stop the psychopathic hermaphroditic gang leader who killed him and now plans a major terrorist attack.After a top-secret agent is murdered, his estranged son, a high-school gymnast, teams up with his dad's attractive female partner to stop the psychopathic hermaphroditic gang leader who killed him and now plans a major terrorist attack.

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IMDb RATING

4.8/10

2.2K

YOUR RATING

See production info at IMDbPro

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Watch Never Too Young To Die: Brawl

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Watch Never Too Young To Die: Velvet Von Ragnar Tries To Seduce Lance Stargrove

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Watch Never Too Young To Die: It's Ragnar

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Watch Never Too Young To Die: Velvet Von Ragnar's Performance

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Watch Never Too Young To Die: The Trap Door

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Trivia
The movie was intended as the starting point for a "Son of Bond"-type film series. It not only bombed at the box-office, but was shunned by its own co-star, Gene Simmons. Years later, when a fan recognized him as "Velvet Von Ragnar", Simmons exclaimed "Don't tell me you SAW that thing!"

Goofs
When Ragnar hurls young Stargrove over the top rail of the dam, one can see the attached safety cable keeping the stunt double from plummeting to his death.

Quotes
Velvet Von Ragnar: I've figured out how to access their computers to re-channel radioactive waste so it goes from Diablo Canyon... into their *drinking water*.
[Ragnar's henchmen look at each other in confusion]
Velvet Von Ragnar: Poison the water supply!
[shouts]
Velvet Von Ragnar: I'm gonna poison their water supply! For gold! For ransom! For jewels! For money!
[laughs maniacally]

Alternate versions
UK video release was cut by 16 seconds to get an 18 certificate.

Connections
Featured in Best of the Worst: Russian Terminator, Ninja Vengeance, and Never Too Young to Die (2013)

Soundtracks
Stay and Burn
Performed by Ralph E. Boy and Major Catastrophe
Produced by Iren Koster, Chip Taylor, Ralph Lane
Written by Jon Voight, Chip Taylor, Ralph Lane and Iren Koster
© 1986 Paul Music

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Featured review

An EXCELLENT action adventure fantasy!! It has it all!

OK, I'm not actually through with the movie -- I'm about halfway through, and I had to tell everyone to buy it!

John Stamos' father is a secret agent, murdered by a gang of weirdos who want a disk that tells how to poison the city water supply. John inherits a farm house and discovers what his father's work was as he finds all kinds of weapons and gadgets in the farm house and is pursued by the same bad guys as his father, who also left behind a pretty partner who knows how to shoot.

There are motorcycles, kisses, and, more -- and I haven't even finished the tape!