- Tenor: [Nessun Dorma] Who are these people who leave the top of the toothpaste off/ it goes all hard and it sticks to the sink/ and are they same people who leave the top of the bottle off/ and make go flat/ my fizzy drink?/ Is it me?/ IS IT ME?/ IS IT MEEEEEEE?
- [Head explodes]
- Historian: That's you, that is.
- Man with a Sarcastic Tone of Voice: Did you see Edward Scissorhands? Wasn't the Ending Sad?
- Soho Cynic: Oh yeah! "Hold Me!" "I can't!"
- Man with a Sarcastic Tone of Voice: I just cried and cried!
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