In Living Color (1990–1994)

Damon Wayans: Various, Homey D. Clown, Blaine Edwards, Fab 'Milli Vanilli' Morvan, Godfrey Hedley, Head Detective, Hoke Colburn, Minister Louis Farrakhan, Oswald Bates, Tom Brothers

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Quotes 

• Blaine Edwards , Antoine Marryweather : Welcome to Men On Film.

  Blaine Edwards : Where we look at movies...

  Antoine Marryweather : From a male point of view.

• Blaine Edwards : This title gets the around the world and back snap!

• Antoine Marryweather : [Antoine is explaining football to Dwayne]  Ok, now, you're going to be the center. So take this ball, bend over and I'm going to walk up right behind you and put my hands between your legs.

  Blaine Edwards : OOOH! I think I may have played this game before!

• Homey Claus : Okay kids repeat after me. Silent night.

  Kids : Silent night.

  Homey Claus : Homey's night.

  Kids : Homey's night.

  Homey Claus : All was calm.

  Kids : All was calm.

  Homey Claus : All was bright... Bright like that damn light that cop shone in my face. He knew I didn't do it. HE KNEW I DIDN'T DO IT. I said BACK ME UP.

  Kids : All was bright... Bright like that damn light that cop shone in my face. He knew I didn't do it. HE KNEW I DIDN'T DO IT. I said BACK ME UP.

  Little Girl : He knew I didn't do it.

• [repeated line] 

  Homey The Clown : Homey don't play dat.

• Handi-Man : Never under-estimate the powers of the handicaped.

• Homey The Clown : [talking to a case worker about his lengthy file]  Save yer breath! That's just another long list of lies perpetrated by The Man to keep a brutha down!

• Black Prisoner : First of all, we must internalize the "flatulation" of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the "Indianisian" proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the "redundance" of my quote, unquote "intestinal tract", you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the "Afro-disiatic" symptoms which now perpetrates the jheri curis activation. See, so by the -...

  Narrator : Give to The United Negro Scholarship Fund. Because a mind is a terrible thing to develop without help.

  Black Prisoner : Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word "jalapeno".

• Anton Jackson : [giving a toast]  May your liquor be cold, your women be hot, and may all of your problems just slide off like snot.

• [repeated line] 

  Godfrey Hedley ("Hey Mon") : ...*One job!* You lazy radish-top!