- Peter Vincent: First we need some holy water, and some communion wafers.
- Alex: Communion wafers? The stuff you get from the church? Am I going to hell for this?
- Alex: I have a class at 7:00.
- Charley Brewster: People actually attend class at 7 in the morning? It's inhumane, it's anti-American.
- Peter Vincent: [after Charley apologizes for thinking that Regine and Belle were vampires] Such a thing simply could not happen twice, Charley!
- Charley Brewster: [about Peter Vincent] I never returned his calls. To tell the truth I'm a little scared...
- Dr. Harrison: Of vampires?
- Charley Brewster: No.
- Dr. Harrison: Why?
- Charley Brewster: Because vampires aren't real.
- Charley Brewster: Jerry Dandrige was a serial killer cult worshiper kidnapper. He abducted my friend Ed Thompson and my girlfriend Amy.
- Peter Vincent: Forewarned is forearmed... to the unending task of conquering the forces of evil, wherever they might appear.
- Regine Dandridge: You remind me of someone.
- Charley Brewster: Who? Charlie Cassidy?
- Regine Dandridge: No, that's my cousin. The one I'm talking had a mouth like yours. Good lips. And he knew how to use them. Do you know how to use your lips, Charlie?
- Charley Brewster: You don't believe me? You of all people? Or is it just that you're scared?
- Peter Vincent: Oh, my... That, that hurts, Charley.
- Regine Dandridge: Soon, you'll taste blood for the first time. Soon, you'll be one of us. You know why I've done this to you, Charley Brewster? Because soon you'll be immortal. You'll live forever. And it's forever that I'll torture you.