- [Costas and Natsuo have broken into a suspect's house and set off the burglar alarm]
- Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo: Isn't someone going to hear that and call the police?
- Detective Tony Costas: No, you see in this neighborhood they don't call the police, they just yell "Turn that shit off".
- Detective Tony Costas: I'm gonna bust your ass.
- Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo: Ah-ah. Bust my ass no good.
- Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo: You know your problem? You need a wife.
- [Costas grabs Natsuo and holds him on his lap]
- Detective Tony Costas: A wife? Hey, I just think we oughtta live together for a while first.