- Queen Of England: [after hearing a whizzpopper for the first time] I think... on the whole... I prefer the bagpipes.
- Fleshlumpeater: You... you show 'em the way?
- The BFG: Yes! Yes, I showed them the way!
- Fleshlumpeater: Why? What for?
- [roars]
- The BFG: Because... you is evil! And I sees it now!
- Fleshlumpeater: You... you is not giant! You is like... human bean!
- The BFG: Human... *being*! Yes, I'd rather be like one of them than like you!
- Fleshlumpeater: [grabs BFG by the throat] Yeah? Then... I kill you!
- Head Of The Army: The strategy is quite simple Your Majesty. Tanks!
- Head Of The Air Force: Tanks? Nonsense. Bombs!
- Head Of The Army: Bombs? Ridiculous. Tanks... and heavy artillery!
- Head Of The Air Force: Artilley? Piffle. Next thing you'll be wanting bally cavalry too.
- Head Of The Army: Tanks, artillery and cavalry! That'll do it!
- Head Of The Air Force: Modern warfare ma'am demands modern technology. Low-level assault bombers to get under their radar. High-explosive bombs... heat-seeking rockets, and pow! We'll blow them to pieces!
- Head Of The Army: It's an old fashioned enemy ma'am, we need good old fashioned tactics! Shut them up with bombardment! Roll in the tanks! And pick 'em off with machine guns! Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka! We'll mow 'em down!
- Head Of The Air Force: Kapow! Kaboom! Bombs!
- Head Of The Army: Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka! Kabomf! Tanks!
- Head Of The Air Force: Kaboom!
- Head Of The Army: Kabomf!
- The BFG: What? Me? Gobbling up human beans? All the others, yes, but not me! I is a nice giant! I is a freaky giant! There's not another giant like me in all of Giant Country! I... is the Big Friendly Giant!
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