Eight Men Out (1988)
Charlie Sheen: Hap Felsch - The Team
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Quotes
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Hap Felsch : I may be dumb, fellas, but I ain't stupid.
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[Shoeless Joe Jackson is talking to his bat]
Shoeless Joe : Come on, Betsy. A big, big wallop, now. Big wallop. Tell me when, Betsy.
Freddie : Does it ever answer you, Joe?
Hap Felsch : Probably sleeps with it, too.
Lefty Williams : Lay off, you guys.
Hap Felsch : You crackers stick together, huh?
Swede Risberg : Ask it for a triple, Joe.
Lefty Williams : Did you hear me?
Freddie : 60 years since the Civil War, Lefty. Ease up.
Hap Felsch : Besides, you guys lost. It was in all the papers.
Freddie : That wouldn't help Jackson none.
[Players laugh]
Lefty Williams : Just leave him be.
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Lefty Williams : [Lefty and Hap confronting Chick before game 7] I thought you were supposed to be in charge of this thing! What happened to Sullivan?
Chick Gandil : He switched hotels, we can't track him down.
Lefty Williams : And what happened to Attell?
Chick Gandil : Shot his wad in the third game when Kerr won. Said he's busted.
Hap Felsch : Hell with them then.
Chick Gandil : Hey, you two made an agreement!
Hap Felsch : Hey, we blow one more, it's over! I've dumped 4 games and I've been only paid for one!
Chick Gandil : Hey, you don't know what these guys are like!
[Lefty and Hap chuckle and walk away]
Chick Gandil : Once you're in, you're in! You can't welch on these guys!
[Throws his glove to the ground]
Chick Gandil : Your funeral! Assholes!
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Abe Atell : [When the players meet with him to accept the money before the first game] It's all out on bets.
Chick Gandil : [Shoves him] That's not good enough!
Abe Atell : Hey! Don't worry, you'll get the money soon enough.
Chick Gandil : When?
Swede Risberg : And how much?
Abe Atell : 100 grand, like I said. 20 after each game.
Hap Felsch : Wait a minute, that's 5 games. I thought we were just dumping a few.
Abe Atell : No, you lose the first 3.
Eddie Cicotte : Kerr's pitching the third, he's not with us.
Swede Risberg : So what? We don't hit for him, he'll fold. He's a busher!
Abe Atell : After that, we got to play it by the ear. We gotta make this look good, fellas!
Eddie Cicotte : [Aside to Chick] Hey, Chick. Where's the money you promised me?
Chick Gandil : Look under your pillow.
Eddie Cicotte : What?
Chick Gandil : Compliments of Sports Sullivan.