- Sherman: Did you touch 'em?
- Philly: What?
- Sherman: Her knockers! Did you touch them?
- Philly: Well, sort of.
- Sherman: What do you mean, sort of? Did you or didn't you?
- Philly: Well, eh, not with my hands, with my elbows.
- Sherman: Doesn't that get broads hot? Touching their knockers, even with your elbows?
- Philly: I don't know?
- Philly: If you're gonna get a new job, you're gonna have to have a letter of reference, from my father.
- Mallow: Well, your father might not think I've been working long enough.
- Philly: I didn't mean for him to write it. But, I know what he'd say if he knew you as well as I do: She was passionate about her household duties.
- Mallow: And she kept things well in hand!
- Philly: She gave everything she had to her employer.
- Mallow: Would you like to join me?
- Philly: Would I like to what?
- Mallow: Take a bath with me.
- Philly: You mean, in there? With you? Right now?
- Mallow: Why don't you try it. Maybe you'll like it.
- Philly: Well, eh, I probably wouldn't even fit in there.
- Mallow: Oh, yes you would! I promise.
- Philly: You mean you want me to take off all my clothes and everything?
- Mallow: Do you usually wear them when you take a bath?
- Philly: No, not usually.
- Mallow: Oh, come on, Philly. I won't even look.
- Philly: I-I don't know.
- Mallow: Come on, it will be an adventure!
- Philly: Well, alright.
- Mallow: Good.