- Björn H:son Larsson: Hey, you bloody Turk! Get lost, why don't you!
- Greek Boatbuyer: 'Turk'? I'm Greek!
- Björn H:son Larsson: [Grabbing Lena by her tits] Are you getting horny?
- Lena: Er... Am I supposed to?
- Allan: [Uniship has been stopped by river police] Surname?
- Björn H:son Larsson: H:son Larsson.
- Allan: Larsson?
- Björn H:son Larsson: I'm in a hurry.
- Allan: Do you spell that with one S or two?
- Björn H:son Larsson: Doesn't matter!
- Allan: To you maybe but for me it's a huge difference! One or two?
- Björn H:son Larsson: What have you written down?
- Allan: I'm not telling you.
- Björn H:son Larsson: Two!
- Allan: Well, then we start over again, with new forms...
- Gustav: [on seeing the boats lying on the dry bed of the canal] Why are they like that? What are they playing at?
- Janne: [eating food cooked by Sigurd] Mmmm... this was really good! What is it?
- Sigurd: Escargots!
- Janne: [to Lena] It's escargots! Delicious.
- Janne: [to Sigurd] Escargots, what does that mean?
- Sigurd: Snails! They prepared it this way in ancient Rome, on midsummer's eve.
- Janne: [puts his plate away] Could I have something to drink, please?
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