Frank Oz: Mr. Collins, Miss Piggy
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Mr. Collins : These dumb ass kids. They never appreciate what you do for them.
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Dr. J. S. Hirsch : Hello, David. I'm Dr. Hirsch. This is a countrymen of yours, Mr Collins.
David : Where am i?
Dr. J. S. Hirsch : You're in a hospital in London.
David : London? Where's Jack?
Dr. J. S. Hirsch : David, I'd like you to prepare yourself. Your friend is dead.
David : What?
[Tries to get up but lays back down in pain]
David : Ow... shit. Jack is dead?
Mr. Collins : Hi, I'm Mr Collins of the American embassy here in Grover Square. Both Mr Goodman's parents and your parents have been notified of your injuries and everything's in order.
David : Who are you people? What's going on here, where's Jack?
[Dr. Hirsch restrains him]
David : Get your hands off me. Let go of me, I want to see Jack.
Dr. J. S. Hirsch : Nurse!
David : I want to see Jack.
Mr. Collins : Mr. Kessler, I -I appreciate how upsetting this must be for you, but please, Mr. Kessler.
Dr. J. S. Hirsch : Twenty milligrams Sagetal I V., please.
Mr. Collins : I appreciate how upset you are, but this is--this is no reason for hysterics. Mr. Kessler? Mr. Kessler, try not to excite yourself. I shall come back and check on your progress and send a report to your parents. The police have requested to interview you and I have given them permission to do so.
Dr. J. S. Hirsch : Thank you very much, Mr. Collins. He'll rest now. I'm sure everything will be fine once he's adjusted. He's had quite a shock.
Mr. Collins : These dumbass kids, they never appreciate anything you do for them
[he leaves]
David : How long have I been here?
Dr. J. S. Hirsch : You've been unconscious since you were brought in 3 weeks ago.
David : Three weeks...
Dr. J. S. Hirsch : Now you've suffered some cuts and bruises, lost a little blood, nothing serious. Black and blue for a while. You'll have some dueling scars to boast of. That lunatic must have been a very fierce fellow. They say a mad man has the strength of ten.
David : Lunatic?
Dr. J. S. Hirsch : We've given you a pretty strong sedative. Rest now, Nurse Price will see to all your needs. You rest.
David : It wasn't a lunatic.
Alex : I beg your pardon?
David : It was an animal.
Alex : What?
David : A wolf.
Dr. J. S. Hirsch : Did he say a wolf?
Alex : Yes, I believe he did.