Stir Crazy (1980)
Barry Corbin: Warden Walter Beatty
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Quotes
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Warden Walter Beatty : You're gonna represent Glenboro prison in the annual Top Hand-competition. Congratulations!
Skip Donahue : Oh! Oh, my god! Warden! I can't do that!
Warden Walter Beatty : What in the hell are you talking about...?
Skip Donahue : Well, I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian! I can't have anything to do with the exploitation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave!
Warden Walter Beatty : I don't believe you heard me correctly. This is very important to me!
Skip Donahue : Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I make! Do you know that my soul is on the line here...? So let's just drop...
[looks up]
Skip Donahue : What? I said no. Whoa, I told him no! Ma, are you crazy, I have witnesses... All right, we'll talk about it in my cell!
[looks at the warden]
Skip Donahue : Uhm... I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden?
[looks up at the sky again, and walks off]
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Warden Walter Beatty : I don't believe what I just saw!
Deputy Ward Wilson : Well, the damn machine's malfunctioned.
Warden Walter Beatty : The machine's fine, Wilson. Maybe you'd like to get up on it and try for a sit.
Deputy Ward Wilson : Luck was all it was.
Warden Walter Beatty : That boy's a born cowboy!
Deputy Ward Wilson : From New York?
Warden Walter Beatty : I don't care if he's from Tasmania!
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Deputy Ward Wilson : Bein' from the East, I thought the kid would be a little softer in the crotch.
Warden Walter Beatty : He's soft alright. You just don't know where to kick him!
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Warden Walter Beatty : That boy is very confused. Straighten him out!
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Warden Walter Beatty : I want to win that trophy. And I countin' on you to go balls out for it.
Skip Donahue : I only have one speed. Balls out.