- Chief Ferret: Nelson, call in the National Guard!
- Nicole Ferret: Daddy?
- Chief Ferret: Not now sweetheart, Daddy's busy.
- Nicole Ferret: Let them go!
- Chief Ferret: What?
- Nicole Ferret: I said let them go, please?
- Chief Ferret: Absolutely not! It's out of the question!
- Nicole Ferret: If you don't let them go, I will never ever speak to you again!
- Chief Ferret: Aw, sweetheart!
- Nicole Ferret: ...and I'll marry a Democrat!
- Chief Ferret: Argghhh!
- Larry 'Mother' Tucker: Well, what can he say Joe? I mean, the guy's charm ends the minute the valet parks the Mercedes.