Rival health club owners enter an aerobic competition to prove who is superior.Rival health club owners enter an aerobic competition to prove who is superior.Rival health club owners enter an aerobic competition to prove who is superior.
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Robert Small
- Alvin
- (as Bob Small)
Max Wasa
- Aerobics Director
- (as Maxine Wasa)
Jon Craig Arenstein
- Bicyclist
- (uncredited)
- …
Storyline
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- SoundtracksPulsebeat
Performed by Saida Garret
Music by Walter Murphy
Written by James Cercony
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Probably the worst of a string of films cranked out to capitalize on the health-club craze of the early 1980s(a time when aerobics classes were replacing singles bars), this is little more than scuzzy voyeurism with a ghost of a plot. PULSEBEAT is merely a gatherum of scenes featuring "body beautiful" types pumping, flexing, wiggling, and posing to the irritating sounds of canned synth-pop, with a granule of a story concerning a gym owner struggling to stay afloat due to constant sabotage by his nasty competitor.
The true star of this show is the hilariously dated, distinctly 80s overaccessorized workout fashion...leg-warmers, a belt, a headband, full make-up, jewelry, a purse, skyscraper hair, etc. Well, hey...no pain, no gain! Skip this dud and rent a generic workout video...that way, you can see everything this one offers without the burden of a contrived story which is insulting to your intelligence.
One positive note in closing...Helga Line, forever a welcome screen presence, looks fantastic in this. 3/10
The true star of this show is the hilariously dated, distinctly 80s overaccessorized workout fashion...leg-warmers, a belt, a headband, full make-up, jewelry, a purse, skyscraper hair, etc. Well, hey...no pain, no gain! Skip this dud and rent a generic workout video...that way, you can see everything this one offers without the burden of a contrived story which is insulting to your intelligence.
One positive note in closing...Helga Line, forever a welcome screen presence, looks fantastic in this. 3/10
- EyeAskance
- Apr 9, 2004
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- Runtime1 hour 32 minutes
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