Robert Urich, Mary Crosby, Michael D. Roberts, and Bruce Vilanch in The Ice Pirates (1984)

Quotes

The Ice Pirates

Zeno: I hope no one minds but I have no intention of facing this sober.

Jason: [looking at the robot that Roscoe has built] Why'd you make him black?
Roscoe: [smiling] Because I wanted him to be perfect.

Jason: I don't mean anything by this but is there any particularly reason that he is black.
Roscoe: [smiling] Sure, I wanted him to be perfect.

Jason: [being ushered away from the sleeping princess by his companions] Whatever happened to "we rape, we pillage"?

Jason: The manifest
Roscoe: Box B-28
Jason: 28?... 25, 26, 27... B28... oh no
[hands egg to Roscoe]
Roscoe: What is it?
Jason: Space Herpe.
Roscoe: herpe?
Jason: Dormant form. uh - Keep away from heat and - uh - moisture. Extremely dangerous when activated. Antibody - oh boy - unknown.

Maida: It says here that the water planet has so much moisture on its surface that it continuously creates cycles of clouds and falling rain.
Killjoy: Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together.

Wendon: I'm afraid I have some bad news... well maybe its not that bad. The princess is pregnant.
Jason: Pregnant? How'd the hell that happen?
Wendon: Well you can be sure I had nothing to do with it. She's asking to see you.

Elderly Jason: Oh no, not him again.
[as Zorn enters the ice storage area]
Zorn: You are finished. The seventh world is mine.
Elderly Jason: Come on, Roscoe. You're looking bad.
Roscoe: You don't look to good yourself.
Elderly Jason: They're gaining on us. Well, I guess this is it.
Jason: Here I come, dad!
Elderly Jason: Beat it, Roscoe!
Old Karina: Jason, Jason! It's him, it's... it's him. That's our baby!
Elderly Jason: That is him!
Old Karina: Isn't he beautiful!
Jason: Mom. Dad. We won!
Elderly Jason: He's a chip off the old block.
Zorn: I always hated kids.

Maida: [after killing Patch's assistant] I think you owe the lady and me an apology
Patch: [smiles] My apologies.
Maida: [slices off his eye patch] You didn't sound too sincere to me.
Patch: I'm sorry.
Parrot: Don't believe him. He's lying.

Princess Karina: Jason?
Jason: Yeah, what's going on?
Princess Karina: [sarcastically] Big surprise. Daddy.
[holding up baby for Jason to see]

Killjoy: I was cuttin' 'em to pieces 10 minutes ago.
[sighs then dies]

Killjoy: They don't castrate clergy. Just in case.
Roscoe: Just in case of what?
Killjoy: Just in case there really is a god.

Supreme Commander: Even their robots are insolent.

Princess Karina: Your he is a she and she thinks you're wonderful.
Jason: She does?
Princess Karina: I think you better get over there and see what you can do, Jason.
Jason: No Way.
Princess Karina: No Water then.
Jason: You wouldn't.
Princess Karina: Try me.

Princess Karina: How long have you known about this?
Jason: First we've heard of it.
Roscoe: Couple of days.
[Jason and Roscoe look at each other]
Jason: Couple of days.
Roscoe: First we've heard of it.

Wendon: People without water will do anything!

Wendon: Do I have value again?

[watching an excerpt from Rollerball on TV]
Nanny: That's barbaric!
Killjoy: Oh, yeah!

Blonde Girl: Jason, you never keep any of your promises.
Jason: Oh really, well I will... next time.
Blonde Girl: Promise?

Percy the Robot: [glancing at robots loading onto the ship] What rif-raf.

Jason: It's really not that dangerous.
Princess Karina: That's not what I've been told.

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