G.I. Joe (1985–1986)

Arthur Burghardt: Destro, Iceberg, Stalker, Caleb Bronson, Cobra Officer, Cobra Trooper, Cobra Trooper #1, Frankie, Observer, Official, Osiris, Parapsychologist #2, Policeman, Snow Serpent

Quotes 

• [Lady Jaye has beaten Gung Ho at a contest where the loser has to make dinner] 

  Stalker : What did you do that for, Lady Jaye? He'll make us eat that homemade Cajun gumbo of his!

  Recondo : Yeah! Last time we used it to fuel the Skystrikers!

  Gung Ho : Gumbo builds muscles! Right, Doc?

  Doc : Well, it's certainly given you a cast-iron stomach!

• Destro : Using the full power of the laser core on Washington could leave us vulnerable to counter-attack!

  Zartan : Nonsense! There is no possible way for G.I. Joe to resist the Weather Dominator!

  Destro : I will not have my opinions questioned by a penny-ante quick-change artist!

  Cobra Commander : What would you have me do with Washington, Destro? Pepper it with spitballs?

• [Flint and Lady Jaye are chasing Destro] 

  Flint : We can't let him shake us! That nickel-noggin bozo is all the Cobra brass we've got!

  Destro : This is one 'bozo' who won't be got at all!

• Destro : The ion attractor generates forces strong enough to pull down the Aurora Borealis, the ions melt the ice, eventually raising the water level eighty feet around the world. Every coastal city will be flooded! And then with the world in chaos, Cobra strikes!

  Lady Jaye : Brilliant, Destro! I bet you'd take first prize at the science fair!

  Destro : Beware, Lady Jaye! With so sharp a tongue you could cut your own throat!

• Lady Jaye : Maybe we have an ancestor in common?

  Destro : I find that to be most distasteful.

• Destro : Premature panic is the sign of an immature mind!