Episode list

Out of loyalty to the Party, Reg refuses a black market chicken for Gran's birthday dinner and decides that his son's pet rabbit will be perfect. But Bob leaves for school with his pet and Reg scours the streets of London looking for meat. Bob befriends a black marketer and takes a chicken home - but Reg mustn't know.

Have you heard the one about the Albanian girl who got pregnant? Well it appears that the entire USSR/GB has, but, undeterred, Reg sets out on a clean-up campaign that Mrs Whitehouse would have admired.

For Reg, living in the USSR/GB is a dream, but sometimes the line between a dream and a nightmare is a narrow one.

If God was still allowed, he'd bear a remarkable likeness to Chairman for Life V. S. Hoskins, and as the Chairman says (thought number 80A), 'The family that prays together ends up in a psychiatric hospital.'

'Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and saves electricity.' Such sound and lateral thinking cannot protect Reg from a spasm of good old-fashioned jealousy.

Some people will do anything to attain the dizzy heights of party membership. Reg is 'some people', but unhappily suffers from an ongoing ideological vertigo.

In transport once graced by some commissar's little old mother, Reg takes his family to the seaside (avoiding Dorking and Horsham en route). But, as every good comrade knows, there's a right and a wrong end to every cornucopia.