Risky Business (1983)

Bronson Pinchot: Barry

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Quotes 

• Miles : [to Joel]  What happened?

  Joel Goodson : Last night?

  Miles : That's right - with Kessler.

  Joel Goodson : She was babysitting down the street...

  Miles : We know that!

  Joel Goodson : So I went over there. It turns out that, uh, she was giving the kid a bath and accidentally hit the shower thing...

  [some guy off camera] 

  Joel Goodson : right.

  Miles : That could happen.

  Joel Goodson : ...and all her clothes were drying upstairs. So she plops down right on the kitchen floor and she looks up at me and says 'I think I'm in the mood.'

  Barry : She said that? What did you say?

  Joel Goodson : I didn't have to say anything.

  Glenn : Whatcha do?

  Joel Goodson : What do you think I did?

  Glenn : I think you got the hell out of there, ran home, and wacked off.

  Barry : [makes a wacking off noise with his cheek] 

  Miles : I disagree.

  [to Joel] 

  Miles : Did you have your bike there?

  Joel Goodson : Yeah.

  Miles : I think you jumped on your bike, peddled home, and wacked off!

• Barry : He boffed Hendrix last week!

  Joel Goodson : He did?

  Barry : Yes. And then after the game Saturday, he fucked her.

  Joel Goodson : Barry...

  Barry : What?

  Joel Goodson : Boffing and fucking are the same thing.

  Barry : They are?

• Barry : Are you stoned?

  Joel Goodson : No. I do not believe so.

  Barry : I think you're really wasted.

  Joel Goodson : This is not wasted, Barry. This is definitely not wasted. - - Barr?

  Barry : Yeah?

  Joel Goodson : I'm a little wasted.

• Glenn : Do you know what a Harvard MBA makes - first year? Forty grand.

  Kessler : Well, I've got a cousin who went into dermatology. First year - over 60,000.

  Barry : Just for squeezing zits?

  Glenn : Why don't you try it, Barry? You got the experience.

• Joel Goodson : Don't let me do anything stupid.

  Barry : Don't worry.

• Joel Goodson : Barry, we're falling way behind.

  Barry : You haven't exactly been helping.

  Joel Goodson : You're the one who wanted to be the production exec.

  Barry : Bullshit. Every sales manager I know helps with production.

  Joel Goodson : Oh, yeah, like who?

  Barry : Like everyone is helping with the production.

  Joel Goodson : Forget it. I'm busy enough with marketing and sales.

  Barry : How can you be busy with marketing and sales when I haven't even given you the product yet?

  Joel Goodson : Barry, just bring the God damn thing over tonight.

  Barry : I didn't even want to do this. I just thought it would look good on my record.