- [in the desert]
- Willard: Say, how did you come to be a duck?
- Duck: Well, I was a turtle for a while, but that wasn't going anywhere. Then my mother gave me the chance to be a duck, and I sort of flowed from there...
- [while the Duck is talking, a caricature of Frank Zappa rises like the sun over the horizon]
- Willard: Oh, Eddie, you have GOT to be kidding.
- [song lyrics]
- Flo & Eddie: Liz, Mary or Louise - They'll get down on their knees. Or, Sydney the dyke, Uh, what would you like? We're here to please. June, Cindy or Jeanine Or, all three might be a scene. It's all up to you, a Negro, a Jew For you to screw.
- Muscular Man: Keep your fingernails off my nipples! Ow! You bitch!
- John Wayne: Ducks don't love America. They fly over it and make caca on it. Doo doo! They make big green duck turds that flop down into the ponds and rivers. They clog up policemen's guns when they're trying to kill rioters and niggers and Zionists!
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