- Sir Edmund Weir: Sorry to have kept you waiting. I've been in The House. The Prime Minister has been talking for over an hour.
- Chrissy: Oh really? What about?
- Sir Edmund Weir: He didn't say
- Spiros: [naming the new development] 'Nelson House'.
- Morris Pluthero: Yes sir, very apt. Nice ring to it. After the sea-faring gentleman?
- Spiros: After my wife's bassett-hound.
- George Roper: Think of the money we could make!
- Mildred Roper: George, what good is money if you haven't got health?
- George Roper: I have got my health!
- Mildred Roper: You won't have if you sell my house.