- Clifton Curtis: [opening narration] Welcome to Oscar's Barbershop. It was named after my daddy who passed it on to me. It's been a part of Washington, D.C. a long time. This is me, Clifton Curtis, my own boss and lovin' every minute of it, and this is my little sister, Tracy and her husband, Leonard. This is my best friend, happy-go-lucky Earl, and this wonderful person, well... That's My Mama!
- Earl Chambers: It just goes to show you that you can't judge a man's cover by how many times he's been booked.