- Niki: Look, how important do you think sex is?
- Jake VanDorn: Not very.
- Niki: Well then we're just alike. I mean, you think it's so unimportant that you don't even do it. I think it's so unimportant that I don't care who I do it with.
- Andy Mast: A lot of strange things happen in this world. Things you don't know about in Grand Rapids. Things you don't want to know about. Doors that shouldn't be opened.
- [about pornography]
- Andy Mast: Nobody makes it. Nobody shows it. Nobody sees it. It's like it doesn't even exist.
- Niki: You know, there's a lot of guys out there who can't talk to their wives or girlfriends. And they talk to me. And I make them feel better. I'm just like a therapist.