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[Flounder has just fired a blank cartridge near Neidermeyer's horse, and the horse has dropped dead]
Bluto : Holy shit!
D-Day : There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder : I didn't even point the gun at him!
Bluto : Holy shit!
[D-Day checks the gun]
D-Day : There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder : Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto : Holy shit!
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Dean Vernon Wormer : Mr. Kroger. Two C's, two D's, and an F. That's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman.
Flounder : [drunk] Hellooooo.
Dean Vernon Wormer : 0.2... Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta House. 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu...
[sees Bluto with a pair of pencils in his nostrils]
Dean Vernon Wormer : Mr. Blutarsky... zero... point... zero.
[Bluto shrugs]
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D-Day : Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it.
Otter : Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up... you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.
Flounder : [crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?
Otter : I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and this morning... it was gone. We report it as stolen to the police. D-Day takes care of the wreck. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.
Flounder : Will that work?
Otter : Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
Bluto : [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter : Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.
D-Day : [firing up blow-torch] There you go now, just leave everything to me.
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Flounder : Oh boy, is this great!
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Flounder : You guys playing cards?
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Flounder : May I have ten thousand marbles, please?
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Flounder : I hope I score. Oh boy, oh boy!